Q) How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q) How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Haha,..trick question - Ryerson isn't a real university!
Q) How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Q) How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Q) How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.
Q) How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.
Q) How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
Q) How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) ONE. But SHE can't do it on Friday night.
Q) How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
Q) How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) SEVEN. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure. (ouch!)
Q) How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) All of them. They make it a campus affair.
Q) How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) THREE. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.
Q) How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) ONE. She screws everything why not a light bulb?
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July 22nd, 2008 #1Your General Weirdo.
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Very lame, yet true University jokes.
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July 24th, 2008 #2Amazing
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July 24th, 2008 #3What's the question?
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hahahahahaha, NO!
"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin' my fingers to critics; raisin' my head to the sky
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight"
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July 24th, 2008 #4Casual Luxury
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Yorkies Attack!
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July 24th, 2008 #5Your General Weirdo.
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Originally Posted by The Answer
Someone sounds offended. Fucking lame.
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July 26th, 2008 #6Resident asshole
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Queens is first on the list and first on the lips of haters nationwide
Thank you for shaving
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July 27th, 2008 #7Your General Weirdo.
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I'd bash you and your school right now, but it's where I plan to do my masters...
So, I might as well make this another RYERSONSUXBALLZ comment.
Here here.
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July 27th, 2008 #8What's the question?
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Ryerson rejected you...dont be bitter darling.
Ryerson makes the world a better place"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin' my fingers to critics; raisin' my head to the sky
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight"
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July 27th, 2008 #9Your General Weirdo.
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RYERSON REJECTED WHO?!??!??
Stop spreading lies, rodent.
Fact: U of T rejected YOUR ass.
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July 27th, 2008 #10Don't Jack My Swag !
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LMFAO ... Oh God ...
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July 27th, 2008 #11What's the question?
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i got early acceptance from both UofT and ryerson, i choose ryerson Originally Posted by The Question
you...well, you choose your only option: UofT"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin' my fingers to critics; raisin' my head to the sky
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight"
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July 28th, 2008 #12
everything really is a campus affair at laurier.. too much school spirit at times if you ask me.
Coming into my own.. watch out.
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July 28th, 2008 #13Your General Weirdo.
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Originally Posted by The Answer
yes. i wasted 99 dollars on ouac for three school choices... and only chose u of t.
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July 28th, 2008 #14Hacker on Steroids
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I'm a little disappointed the Western joke neglected to mention the guitar circle.
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September 13th, 2008 #15Regular
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Q) How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) ONE. She screws everything why not a light bulb?
lmao
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