Past funny highschool memories

[nubre3d]

ok folks this is my attempt to make this section come alive

[EPMD]

Not really funny but, I just remember how dumb I was in grade nine. Travelling in packs everywhere even to the washroom. It's like we were incapable of going somewhere without each other. lol

Or how this one teacher always tried to fit in with the kids, saying things like "fully still, not even bredren." Don't ask...

Or how this other teacher spit when she talked so no one wanted to sit at the front. We'd all fight for back seats.

There were a lot of fights at my school too. I remember this one in particular where these two girls were fighting and one of the girls ripped out a patch of this other girls' hair. She came to school the next day with a comb over. rofl...so sad.

[J-Eve]

I'm still in HS but every year some kid falls down TWO flights of stairs and gets a concussion. the latter is not so funny,but the first part is funny to watch. *Knock on wood I'm NOT the the person this year*.
Still the girls need a washroom buddy.
and some idiot lights himself on fire or runs naked through the hall after first and second semester exams which is really funny!.

[EPMD]

Rofl...that reminds me. One of the special needs kids lit my friend's hair on fire.
I know I shouldn't laugh but one of my other friends told me she's like, Omg come to the office right now, some kid just lit A's hair on fire. The way she said it...omg. The fire was put out before it reached her scalp...to be honest it only took off a few inches off, but damn.

[J-Eve]

hahahahahaha omg! I shouldnt laugh either but whatev. because special needs people can't really help themselves when they do stuff like that but then again a laugh is always good.
but the person who lights themself in my school is perfectly sane.

[82643827468734]

...What kind of high schools did you go to.


There was nothing to laugh about in my first school. Bethune CI. I think there were 3 coloured people in the whole school. The school had an academic reputation, it was intimidating. Everyone was serious about life, it was depressing.

My second high school was full of whores. Ie; first week there, a female next to me in my Spanish class bragged about running a train on 7 guys during that lunch period. The males recorded it on their cell phones... by the end of the semester she had to transfer. That's just one example. The place was a whore house.

[EPMD]

Catholic school. Enough said.

The girls were ridiculous. Rolling up their kilts sky high, not bothering to wear shorts underneath. Look at them for too long and they're ready to throw down. Most of them calmed down in grade 12, but in 9, 10 and 11 when they felt as though they were big, it was crazy. You know, your typical shoelace headband wearing, dora bagpack having, baby phat rocking, loud mouthed chicken heads. Good times had by all...

[Tai<3]

So, it was a basketball game after school for the senoir boys. So the black ppl at my school use to be craven if they say another person with food they wanted. My boy Cori walks in with a HUGE box of pizza, my next boy Brent asked him for a peice, but Cori said no. So Brent was like "alright, alright, watch". So the other team was warming up and what not, and Cori did the BIGGEST tumble fall known to man when he walked up the bleachers with the pizza in his hand. I dived right out of the gym because it was just so funny how he wobbling and the pizza flew EVERYWHERE! It was jokes though.

[EPMD]

LOL Tai. iLAUGHED.

Then again who am I to talk, in grade 9 I tripped and fell flat on my stomach and slid for quite a distance. What's worse is that I was in gr 9 at the time, and we happened to be sharing the gym with 10th graders. So anyway I'm on the ground, people rush over to me, and my friend's like, "So can I borrow your sweatpants I have practice at 4." Didn't even ask if I was okay.

[nubre3d]

LMAO @ Tai's story

highschool was pretty crappy for me but i remember falling out of a canoe on a trip and i just got a new braid up the day before...i had no change of clothes and it was in october so it was cold

this girl had pictures of her naked circle through the whole school in one night...and she didnt know till she came the next day

my principal at the time told my grade that we had the lowest passing rate for the grade 10 literacy....so we all started clapping and cheering

the priest told us in a mass that if we were doing drugs not to donate blood...some dude yelled out "OH SHIT"

and there were lot of hoes gettin exposed as well...it was a catholic school

[catwalk_gurl23]

Most embarissing but funny when u look back at it
was during the school assembly I had to present an
award so the teacher told me to dress up. I wore heels that day (big mistake)
I dont know what the worst part of it was..... my tripping on the mic cord and falling off the stage, my panties showing for the whole world to see or the fact that i had to get up with my panties still showing at first and say the speech while the whole entire school was laughing at me lol

[Fleur-de-Lys]

lol aww @ Catwalk girl.

And you gotta love good 'ole Catholic schools.

[Thug_Niggah]

I got lost at the mall in Ottawa on our middle school graduation field trip

[Intrikit]

Nothing worse than getting Athlete of the Year in high school, walking up to get your award and then having the principal identify you to the police and have you arrested on your walk back down to your seat.

[Radiio]

Nothing worse than getting Athlete of the Year in high school, walking up to get your award and then having the principal identify you to the police and have you arrested on your walk back down to your seat.

O godddd thats sadddd!
What did they get you for anyways?

[Tequilla.]

i hate high school.